jersonordavid:

paradisaic:

birds have contributed nothing to society

speak for yourself, mah boi

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(via prettyanddope)

modestdemidov:

*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password

(via prettyanddope)

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

(via internetcallgirl)

"I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I want to be the sheets your fingers crave at night; the blanket that wraps around you all night. I want to drink tea with you, share some records we find. I want to talk about everything in the world newspapers. I want to discuss with you, to be stubborn and quick-witted with you. I want to have differences between us. I want your flaws. All of them. I want go into the deepest corners of your mind and never get bored of you. I want to be surprised by the new all the time. I want to look at you like a movie, a living piece of art; always trying to chase what you crave … and capture you."
- Elay Neal Moses (via stubborn-darling)

(Source: hellanne, via unexpected-happiiness)